Deaf Wife
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to
discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
"Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet 30 feet,
20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in
the den. He said to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away"…..
“What's for dinner?"
No response.
So at 30 feet…. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
No response.
Next, 20 feet from his wife….. “What's for dinner?"
Again no response.
So, he walks up to the door, about 10 feet away… "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
(I just love this)
"Richard, for the FIFTH time .... CHICKEN!"
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I'm just doing what the voices in my head tell me to do . . .
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